Best and Worst of 2011

2011 began with a hangover of Sheila Ki Jawaani and ends with the thumkas of Chikni Chameli. 2011 had its ups and downs while some set the screen on fire and some put the industry to shame, .

Chammak Challo and Silk Balan blew our mind when they shook their booty. Imran and team gave a hit from shit. A Bollywood Hero became a Hollywood Extra. Internet Servers crashed when Indian Audience tried to checkout the "Acting skills" of Bigg Boss's latest entrant Sunny (Hot) Leone. And national anthem of the country was changed overnight Di.

Head turners of 2011

• Delhi Belly - Even when Shit Happened I was Rolling on the Floor laughing
• Fast Five - Feel the speed Feel the rush
• Pyaar Ka Punchnaama - Behind every unsuccessful man is also a woman
• The Devil's Double - Stupendous acting
• Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara - Story of our lives
• Dirty Picture - Her Boobs couldnot stop staring at my eyes
• Shor in the City - The Darkhorse
• Kolaveri Di - Took charge from DK Bose as the latest National Anthem
• Chammak Challo - Babu Rao too danced when Kareena danced
• Sunny(Hot) Leone - Best thing to happen to Indian Small Screen...and is the Future Coach for Indian Cricket Team...Fine Leg and Deep Mid Wicket are her favorite positions
• Chikni Chameli  - "Shake that biscuit Baby ! Shake it for me"
• Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows -2 - A great way to end

Dump Them

• Mission Impossible 4 - Ghost Protocol - Tom Cruise has lost it
• Anil Kapoor - A Jhakaas performance as an extra in Hollywood
• Game - What a Shame
• Desi Boyz - WTF
• Don 2 - Gone too
• Ra.one - Ra.gone

Don-2...You can miss this too

Don Ka Intezaar gyaraah mulkon ki police kar rahi hai, mein bhi kar raha hoon, mujhe Ra.one aur Don -2 ke paise vaapas chahiye.

Tom Cruise forgot the signature scenes of MI series in MI-4 and Farhan shamelessly copies these scenes and a collage of scenes  from Matrix, Ocean's 11 and The Rock series onto Don-2 and presents a dragging storyline with no substance.
             

          Don-2 The King is Back, turn your backs to the King.

The movie begins from an island in Thailand and travels to the prison in Malaysia and moves on to end at Berlin. Boman and SRK escape from the prison in Malaysia and plan a heist at Berlin. The car chase and a jump from the Berlin building are the highlight of the movie. These scenes are a toddlers step by Bollywood to make a real action thriller. The rest of the movie is no different from any other Indian Movie (all hype no substance). Die Hard was set in a single building and it keeps you at the edge of the seats till the end of the movie even today.The second half set in a Bank in Berlin kills your patience with its endless and slow pace.

Music is average, story is boring, Boman and Kunal Kapoor's potential is wasted, Priyanka's large lips covers  the screen more than her, Lara Dutta doesnot offer us much. All the cheesy dialogues and the screen space belongs to SRK all through the movie. A perfect recipe to give it a miss.

And if you still decide to go for the movie, donot miss the song sequence when the credits roll at the end of the movie. Seeing Priyanka getting down on all her fours in 3D is worth your 2 1/2 hours of patience.

Think About It: With such a boring narration - "Don - 2 ka hit hona mushkil hi nahin naamumkin hain"

Mission Impossible - Ghost Protocol (Tom Cruise has lost it)

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, involves a grinding torture for 2 hours in your favourite movie hall.
                                                 -Agent Ethan Hunt

Tom Cruise has completely lost it. He makes it a Mission Impossible for us to watch the worst of the installments of the MI-series. The action sequences have been conceptualized to the minutest of the detail, beautifully shot and adeptly edited to make you sit at the edge of your seat. As the action sequences push you to the edge of the seat, the lame dialogues and forced sub plots force you to walk away from the dragging storyline.

Action sequence start from the rooftop of a building in Budapest and moves on to the prison in Moscow and rides on the windows of the world's tallest building in Dubai before ending in a parking lot supposedly located in India. Tom Cruise has forgotten everything from choosing the right director (John Woo was the best in MI-2), to the right co-producer (Paula Wagner) to the right sidekicks (Ving Rhames appears only in the end for less than 2 minutes) except the best action team.

Brad Bird is the worst choice as the director. His animation movies Ratatouile and Incredibles are one of my favourite movies, but his first action venture doesnot live upto the hype created. The next worst choice is Anil Kapoor as the Billionaire from Mumbai. Even the gloves used to climb the world's tallest building seems to have been picked from the china market.

Mr.Hunt, Your mission, should you choose to accept it, involves in getting John Woo back as the Director, Paula Wagner as the Co-Producer and Ving Rhames as the sidekick.  And Every search for a hero must begin with something which every hero requires, a villain. So, choose your villain wisely next time.

Watching MI-4 was Mission Impossible for me. The movie poster says, No Plan, No Backup, No Choice. Well you have  a choice, stay back home, rent MI-2 dvd and enjoy the adrenaline rush.


Think About It: If Tom Cruise ends up choosing the wrong crew again for MI-5, the franchisee will self-destruct in the next 5 seconds.

The Dirty Picture - Entertainment, Entertainment and Entertainment

Is Sex Dirty? Only if it's done right.

                                                  - Woody Allen

No wonder the movie has been named "The Dirty Picture", as Vidya did it right this time. (Remember she had also slept with her co-characters in Parineeta, Ekalavya, Paa and Ishqiya, but had never been called Dirty)

The movie is loosely based on story of Silk Smitha, The Item Girl of South Indian Movies. Vidya is no match to the sensation of Sleaze and Seduction which only Silk could create with such ease. Men would go crazy each time Silk bit her lips (her signature style) or when she seduced her co-stars with her killing looks. Yesteryear Item Girls Silk Smitha, Disco Shanti and Jayamalini will always remain my favourites.

Having said that, there are only 3 ingredients which guarantees the success of this movie

• Vidya Silk Balan
• Vidya Silk Balan 

And More

• Vidya Silk Balan

 You will fall in love with this Dirty Girl yet again as she gets into the character and delivers a powerhouse performance. You just cannot take your eyes off her as she puts the screen on fire with her voluptous figure, heavy bosom thumping and some very bold dialogue delivery. Only Vidya could have carried off this role with such conviction.

Vidya as Reshma (village girl) or as Silk (item girl) is the masala factor of the movie and the scenes she is not present tastes bland. The ever dependable Naserrudin as Suryakant, The Superstar, makes up for all the intimate scenes he lost in Ishqiya. Tushar Kapoor as Naseruddin's brother has nothing much to offer. Emraan for a change has done a good job.

The bold dialogues by Rajat Arora complement the sensuous avatar of Vidya. Ooh-La-La song makes up for the otherwise average music by Vishal-Shekar.

Vidya Silk Balan gives every item girl in Bollywood run for their money when she dances draped in a wet red saree. This is the paisa vasool scene of the movie.(Watch it to believe it).

Hope Vidya takes on more roles like this and gets more Dirty.

Get Dirty with this Dirty Girl. Its worth your money

Think About It:  Curves had almost vanished with most females wanting to get to Size Zero. Thanks to Vidya, Dangerous Curves will prevail again.

Desi Boyz- Disaster No.1

Most of you know David Dhawan as the King of Direction of Mindless comedies (most of which were called No.1). His No.1 "Production" is also a mindless comedy called 'Rohit Dhawan', who has been a No.1 disaster.


Like Father Like Son. Rohit Dhawan has given a movie with no logic, brainless comedy, 2 male strippers and 2 extremely hot chics (who i wish had been the strippers) and some unnecessary but foot tapping music by Pritam.

Rohit fails miserably in all the departments. He doesnot build on the characters and I never felt connected to any of the characters or the story. The Bollywood mantra says "More skin showed, more money earned". And the director makes a joke of himself with  skin show by Akshay and John as Rocco and Hunter, the male strippers. Rohit is a disaster in trying to develop the BROmance .Even Barney Stinson agrees that BROmance is the patented right of the Akhtars.

Akshay stresses that he is bankable in comedy acts, John reminds us that he cannot act in any genre, Deepika could have as well showed us more skin as she never had a chance to act, but what is confusing is why in the holy hell did the talented Omi Vaidya and Chitrangada agree to do this movie.

Each time I thought of running out of the movie hall my legs ran out of blood watching Bruna's cleavage, Deepika's long legs and Chitrangada shake her booty.

The Desi Boyz had nothing Desi in them.Dont waste your money on the Boyz. Rocco and Hunter are no match to The Real Desi Girl- "Silk" in her Dirty Picture in the next screen. (Check the review on Dirty Picture Review )

Think About It: Bollywood in all terms would have arrived if the movie was named "Desi Girlz" with Deepika and Chitrangada as strippers.

The Dirty Picture - Trailer(Vidya Silk Balan is back)

The toughest competitor for Munni and Sheila is back....Vidya Silk Balan.

Vidya as Silk Smitha is very high on oomph in the First Look of "The Dirty Picture". With some bold and steamy scenes, she enjoys flaunting her assets in every frame. Nasseruddin Shah is enjoying what he missed in Ishqiya. Enjoy the trailer and book your tickets in advance for a hot and steamy ride with "Vidya Silk Balan" on Dec 2nd 2011.

The Dirty Picture - Silk and Curves (Sakkath Hot Maga)

Its raining gifts for “Man”kind in 2011, Get set to unwrap the latest Hot Gift, Silk and Curves…

                                         



Sakkath Hot Maga...Just Enjoy Maadi



Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara - Live life to the fullest

Akash Malhotra (Aamir Khan) in DCH: “Waise Bhi Perfection Ko Improve Karna Mushkil Hota Hai”
Farhan Akhtar: “Challenge Accepted”

Stunning Location, superb cast with 3 Male buddies (Abhay, Hrithik and Farhan), a super cool hot chic (Katrina) with a mind of her own (a rare species among women), a fiancee (Kalki) who is over possessive, annoying, ever suspicious, judgemental and with no mind of her own (Most females fall into this category), adventure sports and charming countryside of Spain superbly captured, hummable music and wacky dialogues and some great, comfortable and natural acting. And Perfection was improved after 10 years. And Barney Stinson said “Señores y Señoras it is LEGEN….wait for it….DARY”.

Zoya does to Spain in ZNMD what Farhan did to Goa in DCH. The Underwater deep diving, Sky diving, Tomatino festival and Bull race makes me pack my bags and leave to Spain. Ever dependable Abhay is as comfortable as ever, Hrithik as a grumpy investment banker definitely is trying very hard to get away from his comfort zone and try different characters. But the highlight of the movie is Farhan Akhtar. The movie has Farhan’s prints all over. He excels in dialogue writing, dialogue delivery, and is great as a freestyle flirt with awesome comic timing. He is very comfortable when he is invited to a shower with Katrina’s Spanish friend (see it to believe). If Senorita in España allows guys to enter the bathroom while they are showering, I have already learnt to ask “¿Puedo entrar, Quiero ducha con usted”. Katrina’s character is one of a kind. The scene in which Katrina drives a bike to just liplock with Hrithik sealed the deal for me. These kind of cool chics are a rarity and how I wish one of them was in my life. Most women would easily associate themselves to Kalki’s character (It cannot get more annoying than this).

Zoya excels in screenplay and in capturing the Bromance without losing the focus on the emotional baggage carried by each character. Farhan proves once again that he is the best in depicting “Bwoyz will be Bwoyz”. DCH was about 3 childhood friends in their early 20’s (I and my friends were 23 in 2001) and ZNMD is again about 3 childhood friends in their early 30’s (Guess what we are 33 now). What are the odds that this is a very similar storyline of Me and my friends sans Katrina in our lives. I could associate to the characters as they were very close to my reality. Just like the movie we too have got rid of Kalkis from our lives and are in search of Katrina in our story because "Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara". Every guy who has very close male buddies would agree with me. Females (Kalkis), I doubt you would even appreciate this fact (not that it matters to us).

We are making a trip to Spain to find our Katrina or should I say “Estamos realizando un viaje a España para encontrar nuestro Katrina”. You in the meanwhile watch ZNMD, its worth every penny you pay

Pensar en eso: ¿Qué hacer cuando os encontréis con vuestros Katrina

Delhi Belly - Smell of Success

It was year 2000, in a boring MBA class I wrote these four lines

To be happy in life all you need is
Money, Money and more money,
Go out with a girl on a date,
And from time to time ease yourself and defecate.

I was unaware that these four lines would inspire the basic story line of the latest blockbuster Delhi Belly.

3 guys staying in a bachelor accommodation in Delhi are hungry for money, sex and food like any other regular guy. Tashi (Imran Khan) a journalist is engaged to Shenaz Treasurywala, a dumb and rich air hostess. Arup (Vir Das), a cartoonist, Tashi’s other roommate, shaves his head as his girlfriend readies to marry a software engineer from Canada. Nitin (Kunal Roy Kapoor), the 3rd bloke is a photographer for Tashi who likes to blackmail his randi premi house owner to save rent and likes to eat Tandoori chicken from the ball scratching roadside vendor and is currently experiencing Delhi Belly. All these 3 regular bachelors have a roller coaster ride with a classic case of mix up while delivering 2 packages. The package meant for the doctor is delivered to gangster Somayajulu (Vijay Raaz) and the fun starts. Shenaz and the three guys are on the hitlist of Somayajulu as he realizes that this shit has happened to him. Bhaag DK Bose aptly runs in the background when all three run for their lives as they get into deeper shit. Then with help of Menaka (Poorna Jaganathan), Tashi’s friend, they pencher the gangsters and get out of the deep shit before it hits the roof and comes crashing down.

The colourful Lingo and comic situations are the USP of the movie. You would realize that you f*&^ing speak just the same way as all those characters in the movie. It’s our day to day language in every dialogue and most of them are hilarious. A special mention to Vir Das’s awesome dialogue of what his girlfriend did to him and in return what he did to her during the song sequence of “Jaa Chudail”. I could not control my laughter to my favorite dialogue by Vijay Raaz’s sidekick in the hotel.

Gangster knocks on the door
Voice from the room: Who is it?
Gangster: Sir, Looondree

Everyone in the movie gets their share of screen space, but it is Kunal Kapoor’s Butt show in the opening scene which cracks the deal for the movie. The screen space was best occupied by Shenaz Treasurywala’s treasure which is not in her chest but on her chest. Vijay Raaz and his chaman chuti$e sidekicks are amazing in every scene they appear. A laugh every 30 seconds is guaranteed. Kunal, Vir and Imran as regular bachelors hungry for money, sex and food have done a fantastic job and have no qualms using F&*^ in almost every dialogue they say. Every guy who has stayed in a bachelor accommodation will relate to them. All characters live up to the "A" certification, Kunal plays confidently with a wh0re, Vir Das doesnot blink an eye while talking about BJ and OS, Shenaz reminds Imran to shave his beard in the OS scene, Poorna thoroughly enjoys her liplock with Imran .

And finally Aamir khan as Disco Fighter with his pelvic thrusts penchers the success ride of Munni and Sheela when he says “Shake that biscuit Baby, Shake it for me” in the item number I hate you (like I love you) along with Anusha.

Music by Ram Sampath is very catchy, Bhaag DK Bose, Switty, Jaa Chudail, Pencher and I hate you (like I love you) used for promotion by Aamir, the promotion specialist, have done wonders for even for a tried and tested storyline. Director Abhinay cleverly ends the movie suggesting a sequel. And with an “A” certificate, I wish to see more than cleavage and belly button of all those Swittys in the sequel. 26.3 crores in the opening weekend speaks volumes about what the audience want to see and hear. Hope the trend is here to stay.

I had fun watching this crazy movie. All adults (definitely not by age ) who want to have fun while watching movies and are yet to watch this movie, run to your nearest movie hall singing

"BHAAG DK BOSE DK BOSE DK BOSE BHAAG BHAAG DK BOSE DK BHAAG"
All other kids please wait till your favourite cartoon movie Ra.one is released.

Think About it: All "F" word haters ban calendars at your place as every week after Tuesday even your calendar says W T F !

83rd Annual Academy Awards

The Father of Cinema Louis Lumière said "The cinema is an invention without a future".

Louis Lumière forgot that Cinema was The Future of Entertainment. It has been 116 years since Lumière brothers made their first motion picture and The Magic of Cinema continues to enthrall more and more as the days go by.

The Academy Awards, also known as the Oscars, was first held on May 16, 1929 at Hotel Roosevelt in Hollywood. The Academy Award is an accolade bestowed by the American Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences to recognize excellence of professionals in the film industry, including directors, actors, and writers. Quality takes the upper hand over Quantity here. Academy Awards stay true to their words and recognize the best unlike the awards in India. India holds the record for making the highest number of films in the world every year and yet fails to recognize the best.

Like every year, I was up by 6 am to watch the beauties in their designer clothing sway on the Red Carpet at the Kodak Theater. The first half hour was a thorough disappointment this year with Rajeev Masand trying to analyse the movies on the Red Carpet. Abhishek Bachchan and Ashutosh Gowariker’s interview during Oscars was so out of place. Who wants to analyze a movie or ask every celebrity the same question of what should a first timer do at the Oscars? You are in the midst of the beauties of this world you moron, just blend in and enjoy. Don’t you know Scarlett Johansson, Nicole Kidman, Mila Kunis, Warren Beatty, Natalie Portman, Reese Witherspoone, Sandra Bullock that you never bothered to interview them? The bimbos from Zoom tv would have done a better job on the Red Carpet. Rajeev, I rate you a ½ star (½ for interviewing Ash) for spoiling my Oscar time.
After witnessing some great hosts like Steve Martin, Billy Crystal, Whoopie goldberg and Alec Baldwin, James Franco and Anne Hathaway were not upto the mark hosting the 83rd Annual Academy Awards, though I should say, Anne looked stunning each time she came on the stage in a different costume. The beginning was awesome with a video of James and Anne appearing in all the 10 nominated movies. And post that it was downhill. And to salvage the not so great hosting, they had to get the funny and classy Bob Hope (visually created), who holds the record for hosting Oscars 18 times, and Billy Crystal. - King’s speech took the Top Honours with Best Picture, Best Director (Tom Hooper), Best Actor (Colin Firth) and Best Screenwriter (David Seidler) of their 12 nominations.
- Sci-fi thriller Inception shone with Awards for Sound mixing, Sound editing, Visual effects and Cinematography.(Well in Indian movie industry, they have no idea what these mean)
- Svelte Natalie Portman was adjudged as Best Actress in Black Swan
- The Social Network won three awards for Best film editing, Best music (original score) (Rahman needs to try different tunes to stay in the race next year) and Best writing (adapted screenplay).
- Christian Bale and Mellisa Leo won the Best Supporting actor and Actress for their role in The Fighter.
Baba Ranchchoddas words came true at the Oscars, “Kaamyaabi ki peeche mat bhaago, Excellence ke peeche bhaago, success jhak maar kar apne aap peeche bhaagegi,”

It was pure joy to watch excellence being rewarded with success. And the three hours of shimmer and shine, glitz and glamour has made my day. See you next year at the Oscars.

Think About It: Most Bollywood movies would be nominated for Best Adapted Screenplay for lifting stories from Hollywood

56th FilmfarCe Awards

All that shines is Gold and all that is glossy is fine cinema. -Jury members of Filmfare awards

Highlights of the 56th Filmfare Awards:

• Piggy Chops showed off her amazing curves dancing to the songs of the only diva of Indian movie industry- Madhuri Dixit.

• 
• The frame was perfect and almost all my dreams came true when 3 of my dream girls- Desi Girl, Dhak Dhak Girl and 50 kg Tajmahal were in the same frame.
• Kareena was scorching hot and it will be a treat to everyman's eyes by next year as her clothes gets reduced to Size Zero with her body growing to Size 4.
• Katrina was seen laughing at many Hindi jokes which obviously she never understood.
• Sonakshi was asked to promise that she will not expose till the script demands. I am wondering which script in Bollywood has not demanded actresses to expose?
• Farah Khan did the Munni dance when Sheila won the award for Best Choreography. Very evident that she was trying to keep Arbaaz happy, coz she needs to choreograph for Dabanng-2 too.
• And then it was ceremoniously and unanimously decided to rename Filmfare Awards as Film FarCe awards from next year after the jury members decided to give away the main awards to the following:
• Best Director: Karan Johar…..My name is Karan and direction is not my cup of tea…sorry not my cup of Koffee.
• Best Actor: Shahrukh Khan…..My name is Kh kha kha kha Khan (from the epiglottis) and I am a bakra in disguise.
• Best Actor: Kajol…..Were the jury sleeping when Ishqiya was released?
• Best Movie: Dabangg…..Chulbul Pandey ne Jury members mey itne ched kardiye ke woh conphuzz ho gaye ki soche kahaan se aur paade kahaan se.
• Best Scene: Golmaal 3 (mirchi scene)…..Mirchi and cactus needs to be shoved all the way up of Jury members arse.
• Best Special Effects: (NOT GIVEN)…..Was ROBOT released in 2011 for not getting the award?
• Best Action: Vijayan Master (Dabangg)…..Jury members haven’t heard of a movie called “Transporter 1” from where all the action sequences for Dabangg were lifted.
• And in the end jury members decided to save their face, which incidentally looks like their arse, and gave few of the awards to the truly deserving.
• UDAAN:
  o Best Supporting Actor (Male) Ronit Roy
  o Best Film (Critics): Vikramaditya Motwane and Sanjay Singh
  o Best Screenplay: Anurag Kashyap and Vikramaditya Motwane
  o Best Story: Anurag Kashyap and Vikramaditya Motwane
  o Best Background Music: Amit Trivedi
  o Best Cinematography: Mahendra Shetty
  o Best Sound Design: Kunal Sharma


• ISHQIYA:
  o Best Male Playback Singer: Rahat Fateh Ali Khan - "Dil Toh Bachcha Hai Ji"
  o Best Lyricist: Gulzar- "Dil Toh Bachcha Hai Ji"
  o Critics Award for Best Performance: Vidya Balan



• LSD:
  o Best Editing : Namrata Rao
  o Best Sound Design: Pritam Das
  o RD Burman Award: Sneha Khanwalkar

The Filmfare Awards are presented annually to supposedly honour both artistic and technical excellence of professionals in the Hindi language film industry of India. But in reality Filmfare is all about REVEALING the Abundant Talent overflowing from the undersized clothes of the leading ladies in Hindi Movie industry. I watch this show diligently every year hoping Filmfare never realizes their mistake and continue to showcase this abundant talent available in our country. I would rather write more about glamour and less about the awards at Filmfare which is getting renamed as FILM FARCE awards from next year.

It has been 57 years since Filmfare awards were initiated and Bollywood is yet to learn that movies with the best storyline and great acting deserve awards and not just the box office results. Filmfare in South are way ahead in rewarding the best than their counterparts in north. Check Kanchivaram (Tamil), Pazhassi Raja (Malayalam), Eddelu Manjunatha (Kannada).

With just few weeks away from Oscars, forget the Khans and their Khandaans, enjoy pure creativity and the art of story telling and display of some of the best acting skills on the silver screen by Colin Firth, James Franco, Danny Boyle, Javier Bardem, Natalie Portman, Christopher Nolan, David Fincher, Lee Unkrich.

Preparation for next year's Oscars: With Aamir Khan's Peepli [Live] not getting recognized in India or at the Oscars, it was decided to send Salman Khan's Dabangg-2 next year for the Oscars. Abhinav Kashyap wrote the story for Dabangg-2 within 60 seconds of the announcement (25 seconds faster than Dabanng-1). Karan and Shahrukh (who realised his name was Khan last year) announced to do My Name Is Khan-2(too) to give competition to Dabangg-2. And Sajid Khan was heard shouting "Kisika baap mera Housefull-2 ko Oscar jaane se nahin rokh sakta" as V V Chopra tried to calm everyone down by shouting "Shut Up" ,"Shut Up" ,"Shut Up".

Good Bad Ugly 2010- Hollywood

Great Scripts with unique story telling methods won the race in 2010.

Good ..... Must Watch

• Inception…..Dreams explained
• Shutter Island……Last minute shock
• Its Complicated……Treat to eyes
• Toy Story 3……Emotional
• Social Network……Zero to Hero
• Due Date……Hahahahahahaha
• How to train your dragon……Watch me fly one
• Expendables…..Nostalgic
• Knight and Day… I am still searching for my brains
• Up in the Air…Intelligent
  

Great Cast, Bad Story, Be happy you aint missing anything here

Bad and Ugly -2010

• RED……Never got Green signal from audience
• SALT……Tastes Bland
• Robinhood…….Shirish Kunder looted better
• Edge of darkness……Slow torture

Good Bad Ugly 2010 - Bollywood

Good Bad Ugly 2010

Movies with talented cast, unconventional scripts with a desi treatment stole the show in 2010. They took the risks and rewards just poured in.

Good ...Must Watch

1. Ishqiya - Sutli Bomb
2. Dabangg – I am still searching for my brains
3. Endhiran – Chitti Chitti Bang Bang
4. Love Sex aur Dhokha – Art of story telling
5. Raajneeti – Mahabharatha retold
6. Peepli [Live] – Reality at its best
7. Well Done Abba – Well done Boman
8. Atithi Tum Kab Jaoge? – Who doesn’t hate guests?
9. Tere Bin Laden – Small time wonder
10. Phas Gaye re Obama – Yes, we can
11. Rakht Charitra Part 1 – Bloody Entertainment
12. Rann….News Channels ki Vaat Laga di Mamu

All that shines is not Gold....and all that is glossy is not fine cinema...Movies with the same old treatment of glossy look saw no takers.

Bad and Ugly of 2010

• Teen Patti – Wrong Cards dealt
• Karthik Calling Karthik - Wrong number dialled
• Kites – Totally grounded
• Raavan – All 10 things went wrong
• Guzaarish – Humbly REQUEST SLB to stop making movies
• Prince – Vivek Oberoi in wrong COMPANY
• Khelein Hum Jee Jaan Sey – No time to play
• No Problem – Filled with problems
• Action Replayy – Not Again
• Anjaana Anjaani – Hope they remain Strangers
• Khatta Meetha – Tasted Bland
• Golmaal 3 – Maayaa Vo
• MNIK – Non Glossy films is not KJ’s cup of tea or should I say cup of Koffee
• Housefull – Theater empty
• TMK – Trash
• We Are Family - Nonsense