America has survived for a long time only on 2 beliefs….Santa Claus is Real and Elvis Presley is still Alive. Obama knew that 9/3 is going to be more disastrous than 9/11 and ordered that all the troops in Iraq to return to US with immediate effect few days ago to manage the domestic violence which would erupt when the people in US realize that Elvis Presley is dead. Siddharth Malhotra and Karan Johar’s “Family” have successfully convinced the world that Elvis Presley is Dead by replacing him with thunder thigh queen Kajol, Size Zero Kareena and Expressionless Rampal in the Jailhouse Rock number. A big catastrophe has struck US and its just the beginning of the end of US. KJ had been planning this attack for a long time now. Now he has avenged his “Close” friend Khan’s (who by the way realized that his name was Khan just a few months ago) humiliation by Americans. This has been the biggest attack on USA post 9/11. 9/11 will be long forgotten and will be replaced by 9/3 for all references.
Just when you thought KJ as a producer has started making sensible movies with “Wake up Sid”, KJ goes back to his old style of trying to name his movies with the selected alphabets which now happens to be “W”. But in the whole process he forgot that the Sid who is yet to WAKE UP is the director of this disaster movie called “We are Family”.
I will keep the review simple….WATCH THE ORIGINAL(the emotions are more real) and don’t waste your money on this nonsense. And if you need reasons for this, I have plenty to substantiate this:
Kareena as an actor has come a long way…but she definitely is no match for Julia Roberts
Kajol makes a comeback but she aint Susan Sarandon either
Sid is still sleeping and needs to wake up to reality
And the main reason….its a story of KJ’s Family and their nonsensical emotions
THINK ABOUT IT: KJ is planning his next attack on US coming December with his next venture called “KRISTMAS” and Santa Claus will be long gone.
Just when you thought KJ as a producer has started making sensible movies with “Wake up Sid”, KJ goes back to his old style of trying to name his movies with the selected alphabets which now happens to be “W”. But in the whole process he forgot that the Sid who is yet to WAKE UP is the director of this disaster movie called “We are Family”.
I will keep the review simple….WATCH THE ORIGINAL(the emotions are more real) and don’t waste your money on this nonsense. And if you need reasons for this, I have plenty to substantiate this:
Kareena as an actor has come a long way…but she definitely is no match for Julia Roberts
Kajol makes a comeback but she aint Susan Sarandon either
Sid is still sleeping and needs to wake up to reality
And the main reason….its a story of KJ’s Family and their nonsensical emotions
THINK ABOUT IT: KJ is planning his next attack on US coming December with his next venture called “KRISTMAS” and Santa Claus will be long gone.
Its amazing how you could watch this movie on the first day presumably first show. With a cast like this and a Producer in KJ, I would have saved my money for other flicks. Seriously KJ needs to get a hang of the real world. Hope he becomes better friends with the 'Real' Khan- Amir Khan. Dude I am awaiting your review on Peepli Live.
ReplyDeletePeepli (Live) shall be posted as soon as I recover from the shock the "Family" has given me.
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