TMK- Trash It

Movie Piracy as defined by Bollywood – Illegally copying movies and selling pirated DVDs which has caused $1 bn loss to Indian entertainment industry.

But as per me Movie Piracy is illegally and shamelessly copying of movies for personal and commercial use (This includes the Bollywood industry shamelessly copying and profiting from the original creative art of non-hindi movies). When they can copy and make money out of it, why not Muniyandi in Burma Bazaar at Chennai or Riyaz in Hongkong Bazaar at Bengaluru selling pirated DVDs. Shamelessly copying scripts and calling it as “Inspired from” is an art developed easily in Bollywood. Check out a small list of Bollywood hits which were from copied scripts:

1. Partner from Hitch (English)
2. Ghajini from Ghajini (Tamil) which was copied from Memento (English)
3. Baazigar from A Kiss before dying (English)
4. Kambakth Ishq from Pammal K Sambandham (Tamil)
5. Golmaal – Fun Unlimited from Kakkakuyil (Malayalam)
6. Bheja Fry from LeDiner De Cons (French)
7. Swades from Chigurida Kanasu (Kannada)
8. Welcome from Mickey Blue Eyes (English)

I have prepared an exhaustive list of copied movies by Bollywood. I have had enough with these Bollywood….oops Copywood looters looting my hard earned money by selling me movies from copied scripts. It is time to loot the looters. From now on I will watch all these movies only on DVDs picked from Burma Bazaar / Hongkong Bazaar unless I have a very strong reason to watch it on big screen like TMK.

Main reasons for me to watch this copied movie on the big screen were:

1. Katrina Kaif
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6. And more Katrina Kaif

Copied from 1966 Italian comedy Caccia alla volpe (After the Fox) starring Peter Sellers, Tees Maar Khan is a pile of garbage. In short, TMK is a story lifted by a group of looters called Shirish Kunder and Ashmith Kunder, of a looter called Tabrez Khan who are trying to loot your hard earned money. Farah Khan fails miserably due to a silly storyline developed by her husband with silly and repetitive jokes on movie industry. Shirish and Ashmith are the latest to join the list of Bollywood jokers who have no sense of script writing or story telling. You get tired hearing to Khanon mey Khan Tees Maar Khan being repeated after almost every dialogue by Akshay Kumar.

God definitely took a very long time to make this PERFECT ITEM GIRL, but in the process He Himself was so mesmerized by her beauty, he forgot to put acting skills into her. Filled with dangerous curves, acting skills was never a requirement. Kat sizzles in every scene and is at her seductive best, puts the screen on fire with her perfectly toned hot body. Temperatures soar high with her curvy hip swaying and bosom thumping to every beat in Sheela Ki Jawaani and Bade Dilwala. It is a treat to your eyes and I am sure Madhuri and Saroj Khan will be more than happy to handover the “Dhak Dhak Girl” title to Kat. Katrina does a Marilyn Monroe with her skirt flying and her superbly waxed legs do the trick. My eyes popped out and I had to fix them back into their sockets after this scene. Watch it and you would end up saying, wish there was a little bit more wind.

Every character is a buffoon in the movie. Raghu and Rajiv, the bald twins are tied at hip literally and speak every dialogue in sync, Akshay’s sidekicks shouting “Boss” at the drop of the hat, Kat acting her natural self as the dumbo bimbo and even talented actors like Akshaye Khanna and Ali Asgar have been portrayed as cartoon characters. Akshay Kumar's histrionics have become boring and he needs to try something new to stay afloat. Movie tries to create a spoof on many Hollywood and Bollywood movies, directors and actors and fails miserably. A spoof on Manoj Night Shyamalan as Manoj Day Ramalan and headless killer from “Sleepy Hollow” movie are the low points of the movie. And the worst part is Shirish Kunder takes Oscar award for the music, story and screenplay while Farah does the Munni dance in the end. It’s a disaster no wonder.

Watch Hotshots series, Scary movie series and Naked Gun series to know how to make good and interesting spoof movies. OR Watch Italian Job,The Sting and Ocean Eleven series to know how to make Con movies

Watch TMK only for Katrina and her awesome body and rest everything is trash.

Think About It: Who is the most talented among Aamir Khan, Naseruddin Shah and Katrina Kaif?
I vote for Katrina. Both Aamir and Naseruddin need a good story, good screenplay, and some great acting. But all Katrina needs to do is drop her clothes in front of the camera and the trick is done.