Thursday, January 12, 2012

Movie Calendar - 2012



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Tips for the Year
January

  • Chaalis Chauraasi - The Cast is stronng enough to drag you to the theaters. Nasseruddin Shah, Kay Kay Menon, Atul Kulkarni and Ravi Kishen.
  • Man on a Ledge - Sam Worthington stands on the ledge and keeps you on the edge of the seats.
  • Coriolanus - Imagine if a Spartan and Lord Voldermort were to join hands to make a period movie.
  • Haywire - Steven Soderbergh the Genius is Back
  • J Edgar - Leonardo Di Caprio tests new waters again and excels.
  • Agneepath - Can a cult movie ever be remade. I doubt it, but watch this for sexy Katrina as Chikni Chameli and Priyanka Chopra. 


February:
  • Gali Gali Chor Hai - Can Akshay Khanna finally get launched
  • Ek Mein Aur Ek Tu - Lets Learn how to screw up a fine script from Hollywood
  • Ek Deewana Tha - It was a game changer for Simbu in Tamil version , will it be the same for Prateik Babbar
  • Shanghai - Can Dibakar and Abhay say Oye we are Lucky again
  • Money Ball - Brad Pitt in a different avatar
  • Star Wars - Episode 1 - The Phantom Menace 3D - Exclusively for Star Wars fans
  • The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo - Though a remake of Swedish Movie, its worth it
  • Ghost Rider - Spirit of Vengeance - Added to the list only for Nicolas Cage
March 
  • Kahaani - Its Awesome - Vidya Balan is pregnant again and she doesnot know who the father is?
  • Agent Vinod - Hope it releases in April
  • Blood Money - Kunal trying his best to establish as a dependable actor
  • London, Paris, Newyork - Get ready to ROFL with Ali Zafar
April 
  • The Pirates - Band of Misfits - Its Salma Hayek all the way
  • Titanic 3D - Who doesnot want to watch Kate Winslet in 3D , as a matter of fact I want to watch her in 4D
  • Kyaa Super Kool Hai Hum - My Kinda movie
  • Housefull 2 - Watch this for Bollywood bimbos in skimpy clothes
  • Ferrari Ki Sawaari - Sharman - Wishing you the best
  • Jannat 2 - Emraan do what you do the best
  • Tezz - Copy of "Speed" with Indian Masala
May
  • Rock the Shaadi -Dare miss a Abhay deol movie?
  • Gangs of Wasseypur - Anurag Kashyap the Genius
  • The Avengers - Watch all your super heroes get together for the first time
  • MIB - 3 - Never Say Never to Will Smith

June
  • Madagascar 3 - Europe's most wanted - Your favorite animals are back
  • Talaash - Aamir please make more than one movie a year
  • Rowdy Rathore - Will Sonakshi expose as much as Anushka Shetty did in the original Vikramarkudu
  • Teri Meri Kahaani - This one to be seen just for Priyanka
July
  • The Dark Knight Rises - Chritopher Nolan is God
  • Bol Bachchan - Can it match upto the standards of Golmaal (Original)
  • Barfii - Will Ileana show her " acting skills" as much as she does in South Movies
  • Zila Ghaziabad - Sanju Baba and Arshad are back
August
  • The Expendables -2 - Gods of Action Movies , all in one movie
  • The Bourne Legacy - Can this work without Matt Damon
  • Total Recall - Colin Farell
  • Ek Tha Tiger - Watch this for Katrina
  • Once Upon a Time in Mumbaai-2 - Will Ileana show her " acting skills" as much as she does in South Movies
  • Joker - Hope Shirish has not made a dud like TMK again
  • Raaz 3 - Get set to get intimate with Jacqueline and Bipasha

September
  • Heroine - Watching Kareena in Size 3 is worth your money
  • Finding Nemo - 3D - Exclusively for fans of the original
October
  • Department - Ramu cannot go wrong when paired with Big B
  • Gangster Squad - Sean Penn, Ryan Gosling give tough competition to Ramu's Department
November
  • Race 2 - Donot miss the opportunity of checking out the Girl with Long Legs
  • Son of Sardar - OMG! Sonakshi again...well I dont mind
  • Khiladi 786 - And OMG! Ileana again....I never did mind
  • Matru Ki Bijlee ka Mandola - Vishal Bharadwaj the genius

December
  • Dabangg 2 - Will this work without Abhinav Kashyap's stupid script.
  • Jism 2 - First Day First Show to check out Sunny (Hott) Leone
 *Check back for updated list



4 comments:

  1. In bollywood, films carrying high expectations have generally disappointed, haven't they ? Bodyguard, Ra.One...

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    1. I agree...till they start giving importance to Story and Script....this is going to be the case

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    2. I think there r some very good young directors waiting for chances with very good stories hope some one produces them...like to c more movies like Udaan, A wednesday, shor in the city.......

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  2. Ekta Kapoor,Ronnie Screwala,Anurag Kashyap and Vishal Bharadwaj...are u listening

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